We're all a bunch of goonies

• She doesn't like to touch her own hair once it has fallen out of her head. It makes her gag.


• It drives him crazy if they forgot to deliver his mail.


• She doesn't like sharing a hand towel with her younger brother, but her husband is okay.


• He talks in terms of days, "I can't wait for 7-10 days until my credit card gets here!", "Has it been 7-10 days?"


• She will clean her bathroom once a week.


• He won't put his hands in the dirt, and doesn't like it when they have anything on them.


• She doesn't like to shower because she doesn't like wet hair.


• He'll shower a few times a day sometimes.


• She doesn't mind doing laundry, but hates putting the clothes away.


• She would rather load the dishwasher than unload it.


• He will be your best friend until he is threatened by you, then you are the dumbest person alive. You couldn't possibly know as much as he does.
• She will never call you unless you have called her first.
• He will complain about his steak because "it's not like I make at home."

(Writing style borrowed from Stephanie. If she wants me to remove this post, I'd be glad to.)