Thursday, April 24, 2008

We're all a bunch of goonies

  • She doesn't like to touch her own hair once it has fallen out of her head. It makes her gag.

  • It drives him crazy if they forgot to deliver his mail.

  • She doesn't like sharing a hand towel with her younger brother, but her husband is okay.

  • He talks in terms of days, "I can't wait for 7-10 days until my credit card gets here!", "Has it been 7-10 days?"

  • She will clean her bathroom once a week.

  • He won't put his hands in the dirt, and doesn't like it when they have anything on them.

  • She doesn't like to shower because she doesn't like wet hair.

  • He'll shower a few times a day sometimes.

  • She doesn't mind doing laundry, but hates putting the clothes away.

  • She would rather load the dishwasher than unload it.

  • He will be your best friend until he is threatened by you, then you are the dumbest person alive. You couldn't possibly know as much as he does.
  • She will never call you unless you have called her first.
  • He will complain about his steak because "it's not like I make at home."

(Writing style borrowed from Stephanie. If she wants me to remove this post, I'd be glad to.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are a bunch of goonies but at least you come by it honestly. I love you goonies.